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Ada banner kuis buku kedua gua (kalo penasaran, klik aja ^^), terus ada banner SotoHut dan CoinAChance!, terus ada Homer’s Wise Words.
Homer’s Wise Words itu adalah kumpulan kalimat-kalimat ‘bijak’ seorang Homer Simpsons. Kutipan-kutipan yang sangat ‘membangun’, sangat ‘isnpiratif’, dan sangat keren.
It’s so kyuuul, you know.
Nah, gua bakal postingin beberapa kalimat-kalimat yang keren ala Homer Simpons. Enjoy!
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer’s Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me… Superman.
Marge: This is the worst thing you’ve ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning
Bart: Dad, what’s a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man… (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don’t know.
Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer: We kill Mr. Burns! We kill Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns gonna be mad!
Homer: [Looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! ‘You are gay.’
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called … “The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down.”
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
NB: Buku Doroymon masih belum jelas kapan ada di toko buku. Sabar ya. ^^