Homer’s Wise Words

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Ada banner kuis buku kedua gua (kalo penasaran, klik aja ^^), terus ada banner SotoHut dan CoinAChance!, terus ada Homer’s Wise Words.

Nah.

Homer’s Wise Words itu adalah kumpulan kalimat-kalimat ‘bijak’ seorang Homer Simpsons. Kutipan-kutipan yang sangat ‘membangun’, sangat ‘isnpiratif’, dan sangat keren.

It’s so kyuuul, you know.

Nah, gua bakal postingin beberapa kalimat-kalimat yang keren ala Homer Simpons. Enjoy!

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer’s Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

— 

Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me… Superman.

Marge: This is the worst thing you’ve ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning

Bart: Dad, what’s a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man… (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don’t know.

 —

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! 

Homer: We kill Mr. Burns! We kill Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns gonna be mad!

Homer: [Looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! ‘You are gay.’

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called … “The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down.”

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Wekekekekekeke.

Kocak ya?

so stupid but i love him!

NB: Buku Doroymon masih belum jelas kapan ada di toko buku. Sabar ya. ^^

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16 thoughts on “Homer’s Wise Words

  1. Dendi Riandi February 23, 2009 at 19:25 Reply

    my favourite: D’ohh.

  2. monyetgaul February 23, 2009 at 19:27 Reply

    kocak abis (setelah buka2 kamus dan membaca berkali2)

    duh lama amat kluar bukunya…

    can’t wait any longer (atw jangan2 mau dibarengin sama Tyo gonggong heheheh)

  3. kahfinyster February 23, 2009 at 20:12 Reply

    oh,,homer simpson,,the best dah,

  4. ettachan February 23, 2009 at 20:37 Reply

    hoo, ya ya. doroymon nya ditunggu deh. btw roy, exchange link yuk?

  5. roy saputra February 24, 2009 at 09:01 Reply

    [for] dendi: kalo kata nike: just d’oh it.

    [for] monyetgaul: mestinya sih gua duluan. tapi kita liat nanti deh. ^^

    [for] kahfinyster: yoi mamen. the best!

    [for] ettachan: sudah di-link. ^^

  6. diana bochiel February 24, 2009 at 14:12 Reply

    panteees kemaren Na cari blom ada di grameeeet….
    akhirnya Na punya juga bang komik kambing jantan…
    heheheh telat bangett….

  7. dilla February 24, 2009 at 17:44 Reply

    wakakaakkakka
    dasar si homer! kocak banget (rofl)

    thx dah mampir :)

  8. nie February 25, 2009 at 10:45 Reply

    kira-kira..kapan doroymonnya hadir, Roy? suru cepet-cepet tuh. hehehe

  9. zee February 25, 2009 at 11:07 Reply

    aduh kasiannya hommer, otak cm segitu. klo si bart gimana otaknya? :D

  10. ridu February 25, 2009 at 11:13 Reply

    wah kalo versi indonesia otaknya ada di dengkul kali roy hahahahah

  11. aNGga Labyrinth™ February 25, 2009 at 12:22 Reply

    Duh Homer emang selalu “bijak”
    Ha ha ha…. :D

  12. desty February 25, 2009 at 14:04 Reply

    i love homer than other simpsons

  13. BayuHebat February 25, 2009 at 20:27 Reply

    sial pas gua masih di lelekom gua downloatin tuh pelem. sekarnag gak bisa lagi

  14. Lynn February 26, 2009 at 10:48 Reply

    gila ronsennya si homer keren abis hahaha

  15. presy__L February 26, 2009 at 14:09 Reply

    Homer: [Looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! ‘You are gay.’

    itu paling kocak tuh.. you are gay.. haha..
    sama yg paling kocak waktu di film dia nyanyi “spiderpig.. spiderpig..”

  16. titiw March 16, 2009 at 09:58 Reply

    OMG!! Iheart the simpsons soooo sooo much!! koleksi dari kecil!! Huhuhuhu.. Mau pasang juga nih… Gemana caranya, ki sanak???!

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